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Registered: 06-2004
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 The Guy's Rules


I got this in an E-mail & it is SO TRUE.
It's good for a laugh because it's SO TRUE!! :lol

The Guy's Rules-------------------
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
   Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
  See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
 :cheers

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Awesome!!!!!!!! :lol

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I like it! Really good stuff there.

Sean

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Quote:

AlienFilms wrote:


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
 



These 2 add me chocking with laughs!!!

the first happens to me all the time
and the second just happened the other day

my girlfriend ask me what i was thinking about and I said "Oblivion" (a video game) she was like "what?? that's what you're thinking about" "well yeah"
true story

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Same thing happened to me with my wife, shes like what are you thinking? I said whether to get regular gloves for my bat costume or just go for the kevlar ones I want. She wasn't amused. emoticon

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Most of those happen to me all the time, Most women don't understand the stuff we think about & end up way in left field when we talk about what we are thinking about...
It also goes the other way around too... When women tell us guys what they are thinking about. We think, Why are you thinking of what kind of flower to put under that window? Won't any flower do?
Stuff like that :lol

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