Rupidupe
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BOTB Top Ten
Thought I'd just have a little fun today and wrote this up.
Top 10 signs that you've been spending too much time on BOTB
10 - People think that Brin Londo, BatBrat, and Mobjack are your imaginary friends
9 - You post on the grocery list "Bat signal for milk"
8 - You've wrestled the last Batman action figure away from a child at Walmart
7 - Rubber and Leather don't initially conjure up thoughts of kinky sex
6 - You're upset that Bed, Bath and Beyond doesn't sell Liquid Latex scented candles
5 - You give your girlfriend/wife useful tips on applying and removing eye makeup
4 - You've actually asked someone this question: "Do I look fat in this?"
3 - You've spray painted a room using plasti-dip
2 - You've instructed the postal carrier to give the credit card statement to you, and ONLY you!
And the number 1 sign that you've been spending too much time on BOTB is that you have experienced the intense pain that comes from removing a super-glued wetsuit from your skin!
Last edited by Deadly Lemur, 7/1/2009, 8:48 pm
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7/23/2008, 4:22 pm
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Jedi Magnum
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
Amen brother!
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7/23/2008, 6:39 pm
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doesitcomeinblack101
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
that first one is a repeat and never learn type thing :lol
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7/23/2008, 6:43 pm
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pollyestergrimm
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
hahaha yes on the eye-makeup :up
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7/23/2008, 6:45 pm
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
Quote:
10 - People think that Brin Londo, BatBrat, and Mobjack are your imaginary friends
9 - You post on the grocery list "Bat signal for milk"
8 - You've wrestled the last Batman action figure away from a child at Walmart
7 - Rubber and Leather don't initially conjure up thoughts of kinky sex
6 - You're upset that Bed, Bath and Beyond doesn't sell Liquid Latex scented candles
5 - You give your girlfriend/wife useful tips on applying and removing eye makeup
4 - You've actually asked someone this question: "Do I look fat in this?"
3 - You've spray painted a room using plasti-dip
2 - You've instructed the postal carrier to give the credit card statement to you, and ONLY you!
1 - you have experienced the intense pain that comes from removing a super-glued wetsuit from your skin!
I'm guilty of numbers 8, 7, 5, and 4...
although 5 was for a friend of mine that wanted to try going goth and he couldn't get the makeup off when he didn't like it :lol
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
I can say the following hits home:
1. have experienced the intense pain that comes from removing a super-glued wetsuit from your skin!
2 - You've instructed the postal carrier to give the credit card statement to you, and ONLY you!
4 - You've actually asked someone this question: "Do I look fat in this?"
5 - You give your girlfriend/wife useful tips on applying and removing eye makeup
7 - Rubber and Leather don't initially conjure up thoughts of kinky sex
8 - You've wrestled the last Batman action figure away from a child at Walmart
9 - You post on the grocery list "Bat signal for milk"
Sean
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7/23/2008, 7:21 pm
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Dave Batman
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
1. My wife received a large package from our mailman addressed to "Dave Batman".
She said, "Yes, that's my husband. He's into Batman".
The mailman said "Batman is MY mid-life crisis" and walked away.
2. I arrived to pickup my wife from her huge office Christmas party and hear 20 drunk people exclaim LOUDY "It's Batman!"
So I'm putting on my Batsuit to pick her up this year. You rang?
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DemonFatalis
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
your last name is really batman xD
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7/23/2008, 11:53 pm
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Re: BOTB Top Ten!
4 - You've actually asked someone this question: "Do I look fat in this?"
I just tried to imagine this one
:lol :lol :lol
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7/24/2008, 1:37 am
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